If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? is Cynthia Heimel's most dazzling and funniest collection yet and proof that, romance aside, some things just keep on getting better. The caustic wit, the chronic truth-telling, the wicked insights into the age-old dance between the sexes are all here and sharper than ever.

In this collection of Heimel's revelations, she croons over sweatpants, hates Limbaugh, finds a new city to live in, and analyzes her love affair with dogs.